Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
Beginner’s Attempt At Deep Throating Goes Wrong
Posted: February 11, 2021 in Blow Job, Sex, Stupid, Unbelievable, UncategorizedTags: Blow Job, Deep Throat, Hospital, Snake
She later told reporters
Any Way You Want It That’s the Way You Need It
Posted: December 2, 2020 in Dating, Genital, Holiday, Orgasim, Sex, UncategorizedTags: Fun, Orgasim, Sex
It’s National Orgasm Day
So on July 31 don’t go to work, take off that mask, ignore social distancing. Stay in bed and screw like there’s no tomorrow.
Invite Friends
Invite Neighbors
Call the one you met at the bar last weekend. Maybe they’re still good looking.
You say you’re alone, well, you got a hand don’t you?
And don’t forget lubrication. Raw meat is only for the grill.
Remember, most STDs are curable. If you happen to get one of the “Not-Most”, it’s not the end of the world. Just the end for you.
And if he or she says you got them pregnant, one of them is lying.
Have FUN!
Naaahh He Didn’t
Posted: September 28, 2020 in Animals, Are You Kidding?, Gross, Sex, XXXTags: AL, Beatrice, Goat, Pasture, Sexual Predator, Surfing, Videos
There’s a Sexual Predator in Beatrice, AL.
A woman in Beatrice became suspicious of her husband. He’d been going out almost every night with no explanation.
It wasn’t until she was surfing the web that she found the answer.
Videos of Him With a Goat!
And not just any goat.
It was poor Chewie, the small family goat!
Confronted, he said he was only showing Chewie how it was done.
He Was Soon Sent Out to Pasture.
Doggie Got A Bone
Posted: September 11, 2020 in Animals, Are You Kidding?, Dog, Genital, Gross, Revenge, SexTags: Bone, coronavirus, coronavirus pandemic, COVID-19, Doggie, Kennel, Ohio, pandemic, Revenge
With COVID-19 going around it’s understandable that many are not as promiscuous as they once were.
Of course this presents a problem………. Hornosis, a condition causing Musthavesexism which causes bluing of testicles and depression.
There is an Ohio man, James O’Keefe, 53, that would have none of that.
Still concerned of contracting the virus, he came up with a fool-proof solution.
Screw A Dog!
He volunteers in an animal shelter which provided him with the perfect opportunity. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Shortly after O’Keefe became sick with………COVID-19. In the hospital he claims he was unaware at the time that domestic pets such as cats and dogs could transmit the virus.
Doggie Revenge!
In a Public Service Announcement he told reporters, “I want the word to get out that having sex with domestic pets during the coronavirus pandemic could have dramatic consequences for your health and that of your loved ones,”
So having sex with animals is OK, just don’t do it during the coronavirus pandemic. Good advice, I guess.
After recovering he made the bitch an honest woman.
They now live happily in a kennel just outside of Cincinnati.
I Love You Mommy
Posted: September 2, 2020 in Crime, Gross, Incest, SexTags: 15 minutes of fame, Husband, I Love You, Incest, Lovers, Makeout, Massachusetts, Mom, Prison, Son, Wife
As innocent as it is, some people take it just a little bit too far. What do I mean by that you may ask………
Well here ya go….
Massachusetts Mother and Son lovers
each face up to 20 years in prison for INCEST!!!
Holy Shit Batman! What the Hell?
The son’s wife caught her 43-year-old husband and mother-in-law in flagrante delicto (Latin for Big No No) on the living room couch.
The wife’s cousin had walked in on the son sexually penetrating his mother on the living room couch. The mom was said to be on top. I’d say they were both as far down as you can go to the bottom of gross.
Reports show that the son said to a Massachusetts police officer who asked how he possibly could have committed incest with his mom, “Uh I don’t know. It just happened.”
Some people get 15 minutes of fame,
these two are going to get their 15 in prison.
Due to prison overcrowding
they’ll be put into the same cell.
They should Makeout just fine.
Holy Crap, How Big Are Your Mr. Happys?
Posted: October 16, 2014 in SexTags: Amazing, Crazy, Ethiopia, Funny, Genitals, Humor, Love, Mouth, nature, Penis, Sex, Surprise, Unusual, Weird, Woman, XXX
I’ve been in many locker rooms and showers while playing sports and I can testify that the “Black Man Myth” is just that, a myth.
That was until I ran across this story.
An Australian film crew stumbled upon this young lady while filming in southern Ethiopia. Apparently enlarging your mouth is a way of attracting a husband.
So let me get this straight. In order to get a man and satisfy him you have to stretch your mouth so it’s the size of the Grand Canyon.
I must say, the Myth is true! At least in Ethiopia. I mean, MY GOD. If that mouth size is needed I can only imagine the size of Mister Happy.
I wonder though how the women control the “Gag Reflex”
I’m Hot For Teacher
Posted: April 29, 2014 in Sex, UncategorizedTags: Crazy, Crime, Dumb, Humor, Love, Porn, Sex, Stupid, Unusual, Video Clip, XXX
Now I ask you. Why do this for FREE? My God woman, have you no sense of Capitalism?
She was consequently removed from teaching.
Wife Says, “Going Out With The Boys? You Wear This!”
Posted: November 13, 2013 in SexTags: Amazing, Crazy, Creative, Funny, Genitals, health, Pain, Penis, Sex, Testicles, Weird
So much for, “Cum here often?”
Viagra and the Tale of Erect Agony
Posted: September 23, 2013 in Are You Kidding?, Dumb, Fright, Genital, Gross, Lap Dance, Quest, Sex, Stupid, Unbelievable, World Record, XXXTags: Amazing, Amputation, Columbia, Crazy, Dumb, Finding Love Over 50, Genitals, Gross, health, Love, nature, Pain, Penis, Penis Amputation, Sex, Stupid, Surprise, Too Much Viagra, Unusual, Viagra, Woman, XXX
Gentil Ramirez , alias Genital Raminherz, of Gigante (real name), Colombia, took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.
While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.
He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.
Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.
Nevertheless, Ramirez “is recovering well,” doctors told La Nacion.