Archive for the ‘Genital’ Category

GroinPain_CGentil Ramirez , alias Genital Raminherz, of Gigante (real name), Colombia, took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.

He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.

Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.

Nevertheless, Ramirez “is recovering well,” doctors told La Nacion.

Recovering Well?

Holy S#$T, the guy almost lost the one thing most important to a man!

His wife still has not been able to walk. Though doctors were able to do a pelvic exam using only a flashlight.

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Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, have brought new meaning to “Doggie Style”.

Man_DogPorn Woman_DogPorn Apparently their sex life was getting boring, so they decided on a three-some. Unfortunately for the third-party, it was their dog! On top of that, they shot a video of the tryst. “Anything you can ever imagine a man and a woman doing to each other, she was having the dogs do,” Raeford Police Chief Franklin Crumpler remarked. They faced charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials, with Amber Fox facing an additional charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

Crime Against Nature, huh. You guys better stop eyeing the knot holes in trees!

The video is not available. It has been buried in the backyard.

SurprisedDogHas anyone (men) had a farting penis?

A friend of mine (OK, me) just had a full workup of the urinary tract. The final test was a scope of the bladder. Afterwards, the need for water release was tremendous. So off to the head (toilet for the uninformed). Not only was the burn factor bringing tears, but the precious member began to “Fart”, continuing for what seemed forever.

If it wasn’t for the pass-out pain, uncontrollable laughter would have ensued.

Not even a smirk from the Doc.

You never know what’s behind those doors.
Go ahead and push that button, IF YOU DARE!

Police Stake Out Cayman Islands For Serial Sex Maniac Dolphin

When I go scuba diving, the only “Wild” I would want is another diver, human female preferred.

A frisky dolphin who swims near the Cayman Islands apparently has the hots for humans, as a shocking new video amply demonstrates.

The dolphin — who has been nicknamed “Stinky the Loner Dolphin” — has one purpose in mind: “Getting busy” with scuba divers.

What a rip!

I see this headline:

“Charity Breast Squeeze: Japanese Porn Channel Throws Interactive Benefit For STOP!AIDS”

So I’m thinking, nothing like a good Booby Squeeze video. Not caring that I don’t understand Japanese, I clicked on. This is what I got.

TOTAL RIP!!!

LADIES!!!! Don’t Be Fooled By The Penis Snake!

Once you get to that “Special Moment”, SURPRISE!

That ain’t no Fun Sausage, you F&%k H#%d

No, actually it’s anĀ unusual species with its NSFW nickname because of its appearance — a broad, rounded head atop a thick, cylindrical fleshy body. “But this phallic squirmer isn’t a snake at all butĀ an extremely rare, limbless amphibian,” notes io9’s Lauren Davis.

Sorry Ladies. Just think if it was the real deal.

Look at that length!!!