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I thought this Fashionable Feminist Gross-Out was over.

Well, a London based (go figure) photographer decided that women with hairy pits were hot. Maybe bad teeth too.

Challenging what he described as the societal “brainwashing” done by the beauty industry, he gathered self described models, then convinced them to save money on shaving products.

He proclaimed: “The whole point is contrast between fashionable female beauty and the raw unconventional look of female armpit hair.”

Just think Dude. One day if you’re lucky, you’ll find yourself having a wild time with a Yeti. Now that’s armpit hair!



Will the mother of the president please stand up.

On second thought…..


Yes. it’s true. The vivacious and mother of our Presidential Messiah apparently is not the Virgin Mary reincarnated.


Photo Timeline: High School Photo > After That > Getting Ready > Wild Thing!


In the middle bottom photo I can’t tell if the other person is a man or woman. Either way, No Way. The last is apparently her as a Christmas gift. I think I see a Christmas tree and gifts in the background.


I just hope it was returnable.


Thanks to Last American Patriots for ruining my dinner.


GroinPain_CGentil Ramirez , alias Genital Raminherz, of Gigante (real name), Colombia, took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.

He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.

Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.

Nevertheless, Ramirez “is recovering well,” doctors told La Nacion.

Recovering Well?

Holy S#$T, the guy almost lost the one thing most important to a man!

His wife still has not been able to walk. Though doctors were able to do a pelvic exam using only a flashlight.

Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, have brought new meaning to “Doggie Style”.

Man_DogPorn Woman_DogPorn Apparently their sex life was getting boring, so they decided on a three-some. Unfortunately for the third-party, it was their dog! On top of that, they shot a video of the tryst. “Anything you can ever imagine a man and a woman doing to each other, she was having the dogs do,” Raeford Police Chief Franklin Crumpler remarked. They faced charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials, with Amber Fox facing an additional charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

Crime Against Nature, huh. You guys better stop eyeing the knot holes in trees!

The video is not available. It has been buried in the backyard.

SurprisedDogHas anyone (men) had a farting penis?

A friend of mine (OK, me) just had a full workup of the urinary tract. The final test was a scope of the bladder. Afterwards, the need for water release was tremendous. So off to the head (toilet for the uninformed). Not only was the burn factor bringing tears, but the precious member began to “Fart”, continuing for what seemed forever.

If it wasn’t for the pass-out pain, uncontrollable laughter would have ensued.

Not even a smirk from the Doc.

You never know what’s behind those doors.
Go ahead and push that button, IF YOU DARE!

I’m sorry, but did this girl not realize the ridicule she would get doing this?

If she wanted to show the world that fat girls can be Sexy Pole Dancers, it didn’t work. There’s a Ton a jokes I could make, so with a Large Butt, I won’t.