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It’s So Quiet

Posted: November 19, 2013 in Humor
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether an older person should be put in an old age home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer the person a teaspoon, a teacup, or a bucket to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?” 

So much for, “Cum here often?”

Evidently the architect does not like the Illinois Christian Science church

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A spokesman for an Illinois Christian Science church says that it looks like a penis when viewed from above.

How does he know that? huh?

The church, which is located in the town of Dixon (indeed), was designed by an architect who McLane guesses “probably” designed it that way by accident, according to SaukValley.com. Shepherd noted that the shape makes sense for the needs of the church because it allows for ample natural light as well as space for a sanctuary. (To do what,  I ask)

In any case, the church has maintained a great sense of humor about the whole thing, posting a Facebook message late last month stating, “Fig leaf coming soon.”

This Is The Best Part!

The church’s slogan is “Rising up.

Prison Grocery Store

Posted: November 5, 2013 in Are You Kidding?
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