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Today It Occurred To Me

Posted: October 23, 2014 in Funny
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When you poop you also pee. But when you pee you don’t also poop.

(OK, sometimes, whoops!)

Toilet

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SurprisedDogHas anyone (men) had a farting penis?

A friend of mine (OK, me) just had a full workup of the urinary tract. The final test was a scope of the bladder. Afterwards, the need for water release was tremendous. So off to the head (toilet for the uninformed). Not only was the burn factor bringing tears, but the precious member began to “Fart”, continuing for what seemed forever.

If it wasn’t for the pass-out pain, uncontrollable laughter would have ensued.

Not even a smirk from the Doc.

VirginPeking University Cancer Hospital in China Put Out a Request for Female Virgins Ages 18 to 24.

Hospital official spokeswoman Guan Jiuping insisted the blood wasn’t for some bizarre human sacrifice ritual. It seems that researchers were doing studies on the human papilloma virus (HPV), which is usually transmitted through sexual contact.

Curious……

Are they doing more than blood samples? Maybe Peking is doing a little Peeking, which does Pique my interest!

You never know what’s behind those doors.
Go ahead and push that button, IF YOU DARE!

More Like Fatman and Fatwoman!

So, this guy dresses up like Batman and fights “Crime” in his neighborhood with his sidekick Batwoman.

Unfortunately, the police were not impressed.

They do make a lovely couple though.

I’ve always wondered why the DOT would put up signs in neighborhoods telling everyone that there were mentally challenged children living there.

This was always an ongoing joke, until my family threatened me if I didn’t stop.

BUT…. Now there is someone to carry on. Unfortunately I think she’s serious. She’s very concerned about Deer Crossing Signs.