Posts Tagged ‘Amazing’

Mayor Dale Ross had to go PeePee.

City councilwoman Rachel Jonrowe was speaking on the serious topic of antibiotic resistance.

She had just started to speak when Mayor Dale Ross got up and left the room apparently to use the restroom.

His Honor forgets to turn off his mic. Whoops……..

Soon he could be heard relieving himself in the restroom. And then a Grand Finale of FLUUUSH…

Whooops again…. no hand wash. Even with the topic on antibiotic resistance!

As you might guess all seriousness went right out the window.

I’ve been in many locker rooms and showers while playing sports and I can testify that the “Black Man Myth” is just that, a myth.

That was until I ran across this story.

 

An Australian film crew stumbled upon this young lady while filming in southern Ethiopia. Apparently enlarging your mouth is a way of attracting a husband.

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So let me get this straight. In order to get a man and satisfy him you have to stretch your mouth so it’s the size of the Grand Canyon.

I must say, the Myth is true! At least in Ethiopia. I mean, MY GOD. If that mouth size is needed I can only imagine the size of Mister Happy.

I wonder though how the women control the “Gag Reflex”

 

 

 

Today a Fly flew into my microwave. After 10 seconds it wasn’t flying anymore.Fly

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So much for, “Cum here often?”

Evidently the architect does not like the Illinois Christian Science church

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A spokesman for an Illinois Christian Science church says that it looks like a penis when viewed from above.

How does he know that? huh?

The church, which is located in the town of Dixon (indeed), was designed by an architect who McLane guesses “probably” designed it that way by accident, according to SaukValley.com. Shepherd noted that the shape makes sense for the needs of the church because it allows for ample natural light as well as space for a sanctuary. (To do what,  I ask)

In any case, the church has maintained a great sense of humor about the whole thing, posting a Facebook message late last month stating, “Fig leaf coming soon.”

This Is The Best Part!

The church’s slogan is “Rising up.

Britney Spears’ Isolated Vocal Track

Prepare for the HORROR. If you dare to click Play, you have been warned!