Posts Tagged ‘Finding Love Over 50’

It’s Valentine’s Day and you didn’t get anything for your……… well, whatever you got.

So here ya go. Copy, print, and give to your special whatever.

Hope all goes well……….





GroinPain_CGentil Ramirez , alias Genital Raminherz, of Gigante (real name), Colombia, took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.

He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.

Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.

Nevertheless, Ramirez “is recovering well,” doctors told La Nacion.

Recovering Well?

Holy S#$T, the guy almost lost the one thing most important to a man!

His wife still has not been able to walk. Though doctors were able to do a pelvic exam using only a flashlight.

LADIES!!!! Don’t Be Fooled By The Penis Snake!

Once you get to that “Special Moment”, SURPRISE!

That ain’t no Fun Sausage, you F&%k H#%d

No, actually it’s an unusual species with its NSFW nickname because of its appearance — a broad, rounded head atop a thick, cylindrical fleshy body. “But this phallic squirmer isn’t a snake at all but an extremely rare, limbless amphibian,” notes io9’s Lauren Davis.

Sorry Ladies. Just think if it was the real deal.

Look at that length!!!

In days past, a paper bag over the head would hide the shame of bringing a “not so hot” girlfriend home!

Due to previous “disturbances”, Kola J. McGrath is not allowed to be in the apartment complex where her boyfriend lives. Not letting a little thing like that get in the way, her boyfriend stuffs her in a suitcase and hauls her into the apartment. Residents believing a kidnapping had occurred, called police.

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Louise and Martine Fokkens are identical twins. For over 40 years they were working as prostitutes. They freed themselves from the control of their pimps, ran their own brothel, and set up the first informal trade union for prostitutes. They are familiar faces in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, but soon they will bid their farewells.

Like it’s said…

Quit While You’re On Top!


A Fokken Customer

Cabaret singer “The Sexational Pam” has decided that at 70 years old, she wants to “Know” a man. Though saving herself for what seems like forever, she’s ready for the School of Carnal Knowledge.

So, Gentlemen, start your engines. She’s fired up and ready to squeal her tires!!!!!!