Posts Tagged ‘Unusual’

You’re out shopping with…him. Or maybe just trying to enjoy the day. All you’re getting from him is complaining, being cranky, whining. Well some wonderful folks have the solution to your annoying problem…. Husband Day Care!

Yes, Ladies. A dream come true.

 

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Posted: February 8, 2016 in Humor
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No, this is not in Colorado.

It’s right here in my home, sweet, home…. Georgia.

So there I was in Sam’s Club parking lot when I see couple of advanced age walking to their car. Yes, this car. All I know is that these seniors have bragging rights for having the biggest balls I’ve ever seen.

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Ran across this guy yesterday. Why am I promoting another Humor Blog?

Because his humor is weird funny. Not for everyone. Only some (you know who you are)

From his Blog

Why are you so AWESOME and I SUCK?!

 

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It’s Valentine’s Day and you didn’t get anything for your……… well, whatever you got.

So here ya go. Copy, print, and give to your special whatever.

Hope all goes well……….

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I’ve been in many locker rooms and showers while playing sports and I can testify that the “Black Man Myth” is just that, a myth.

That was until I ran across this story.

 

An Australian film crew stumbled upon this young lady while filming in southern Ethiopia. Apparently enlarging your mouth is a way of attracting a husband.

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So let me get this straight. In order to get a man and satisfy him you have to stretch your mouth so it’s the size of the Grand Canyon.

I must say, the Myth is true! At least in Ethiopia. I mean, MY GOD. If that mouth size is needed I can only imagine the size of Mister Happy.

I wonder though how the women control the “Gag Reflex”

 

 

 

Today a Fly flew into my microwave. After 10 seconds it wasn’t flying anymore.Fly