Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Posted: March 7, 2017 in Humor

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.

We haven’t met yet.

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You’re out shopping with…him. Or maybe just trying to enjoy the day. All you’re getting from him is complaining, being cranky, whining. Well some wonderful folks have the solution to your annoying problem…. Husband Day Care!

Yes, Ladies. A dream come true.

 

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Proud Stoners

Posted: February 8, 2016 in Humor
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No, this is not in Colorado.

It’s right here in my home, sweet, home…. Georgia.

So there I was in Sam’s Club parking lot when I see couple of advanced age walking to their car. Yes, this car. All I know is that these seniors have bragging rights for having the biggest balls I’ve ever seen.

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Ran across this guy yesterday. Why am I promoting another Humor Blog?

Because his humor is weird funny. Not for everyone. Only some (you know who you are)

From his Blog

Why are you so AWESOME and I SUCK?!

 

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How Did the Fight Start?

Posted: March 10, 2015 in Humor
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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it….. he was a DWARF!!!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and yells, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!”

So I look down at him and ask,

“Well then which one are you?”

And that’s how the fight started.

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It’s Valentine’s Day and you didn’t get anything for your……… well, whatever you got.

So here ya go. Copy, print, and give to your special whatever.

Hope all goes well……….

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