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Man Tells Police He Wasn’t ‘Good At The Robbery Thing’

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Stewart Charles McNeal, 34, turned himself in for the robbery of a donut store after seeing surveillance photos of himself everywhere.

McNeal entered the store wearing a mask. Cops said he waited in line for several minutes before going up to the counter with a gun in hand.

The clerk ignored him and attended to another customer.

Finally McNeal pulled off his mask and continued to wait for the employee to acknowledge him so he could commence with the robbery.

McNeal told police when he saw photos of himself everywhere, he figured the jig was up and turned himself in.

He said the robbery was strictly to feed his drug habit.

Well now……. There’s always a silver lining in bad things that happen.

First:

While in prison he will be able to continue with his drug habit doing magic “tricks” for the other guests.

Second:

Now that he’ll be attending The University of Crime, he will get better at “The Robbery Thing”.

Good luck, Stewie

 

I’ve been in many locker rooms and showers while playing sports and I can testify that the “Black Man Myth” is just that, a myth.

That was until I ran across this story.

 

An Australian film crew stumbled upon this young lady while filming in southern Ethiopia. Apparently enlarging your mouth is a way of attracting a husband.

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So let me get this straight. In order to get a man and satisfy him you have to stretch your mouth so it’s the size of the Grand Canyon.

I must say, the Myth is true! At least in Ethiopia. I mean, MY GOD. If that mouth size is needed I can only imagine the size of Mister Happy.

I wonder though how the women control the “Gag Reflex”

 

 

 

Today a Fly flew into my microwave. After 10 seconds it wasn’t flying anymore.Fly

DON’T Buy This For Your Kids

If you do, don’t let them make you any snacks… YUM!!!!!!!

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