Posts Tagged ‘Penis’

I’ve been in many locker rooms and showers while playing sports and I can testify that the “Black Man Myth” is just that, a myth.

That was until I ran across this story.

 

An Australian film crew stumbled upon this young lady while filming in southern Ethiopia. Apparently enlarging your mouth is a way of attracting a husband.

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So let me get this straight. In order to get a man and satisfy him you have to stretch your mouth so it’s the size of the Grand Canyon.

I must say, the Myth is true! At least in Ethiopia. I mean, MY GOD. If that mouth size is needed I can only imagine the size of Mister Happy.

I wonder though how the women control the “Gag Reflex”

 

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My question is why would a culture that is known for men having a rather small “associate” want to celebrate it? Even the main attraction in the parade is proportionally small. I’d say, and I’m being generous, 2 inches erect.

Known as Kanamara Matsuri (common referred to as “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”, each spring the Japanese gather to take part in this joyful celebration of the almighty penis.

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Some of the items at the festival are:

Penis Popsicles

Penis Candles

A Ride on a Wooden Penis

Penis Gag Glasses

and Other Various Phallic Treats

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So much for, “Cum here often?”

Evidently the architect does not like the Illinois Christian Science church

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A spokesman for an Illinois Christian Science church says that it looks like a penis when viewed from above.

How does he know that? huh?

The church, which is located in the town of Dixon (indeed), was designed by an architect who McLane guesses “probably” designed it that way by accident, according to SaukValley.com. Shepherd noted that the shape makes sense for the needs of the church because it allows for ample natural light as well as space for a sanctuary. (To do what,  I ask)

In any case, the church has maintained a great sense of humor about the whole thing, posting a Facebook message late last month stating, “Fig leaf coming soon.”

This Is The Best Part!

The church’s slogan is “Rising up.

GroinPain_CGentil Ramirez , alias Genital Raminherz, of Gigante (real name), Colombia, took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old’s penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.

He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.

Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.

Nevertheless, Ramirez “is recovering well,” doctors told La Nacion.

Recovering Well?

Holy S#$T, the guy almost lost the one thing most important to a man!

His wife still has not been able to walk. Though doctors were able to do a pelvic exam using only a flashlight.

SurprisedDogHas anyone (men) had a farting penis?

A friend of mine (OK, me) just had a full workup of the urinary tract. The final test was a scope of the bladder. Afterwards, the need for water release was tremendous. So off to the head (toilet for the uninformed). Not only was the burn factor bringing tears, but the precious member began to “Fart”, continuing for what seemed forever.

If it wasn’t for the pass-out pain, uncontrollable laughter would have ensued.

Not even a smirk from the Doc.

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