Archive for August, 2012

Kids! What Ya Going To Do?

Open orifice…..Stick something in it.

Isaak Lasson can finally breathe easy after three years of sinus problems.

The cause? A single wheel-shaped Lego piece that he got stuck up his nose back when he was 3.

Numerous doctors looked at Isaak’s nose and prescribed antibiotics.

But last week, a new doctor noticed that Isaak seemed to have something foreign stuck up his schnoz and asked what it might be.

“I put some spaghetti up there, but that was a long time ago,” Isaak told the doctor.

But it wasn’t pasta that was up Isaak’s nose, just a ball of fungus encasing a Lego wheel!

Now, after 3 years, that Moon Rover can now be completed.

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A 30-year-old woman with a history of bulimia swallowed a knife while demonstrating that she no longer had a gag reflex for friends, according to the New England Journal of Medicine.

The patient told doctors that she was holding the knife partially down her throat when something made her laugh, causing the utensil to slide into her esophagus, as seen in X-ray images.

Next time, use the knife to cut some meat you moron!

LADIES!!!! Don’t Be Fooled By The Penis Snake!

Once you get to that “Special Moment”, SURPRISE!

That ain’t no Fun Sausage, you F&%k H#%d

No, actually it’s an unusual species with its NSFW nickname because of its appearance — a broad, rounded head atop a thick, cylindrical fleshy body. “But this phallic squirmer isn’t a snake at all but an extremely rare, limbless amphibian,” notes io9’s Lauren Davis.

Sorry Ladies. Just think if it was the real deal.

Look at that length!!!