Archive for May, 2012

Since I can remember, “They” have been in most conversations.

Who are “They”?

When folks are conversing, “They” usually becomes part of the conversation, i.e……….

Well, They say….

They said…..

They believe……

They want…….

I’ve decided to find out who these people are, called “They”. It may take the rest of my life, but I will succeed! I’ve never seen them nor met, but “They” must exist, otherwise how is it that everyone seems to know them?

Join me in my quest. Let me know if you find them and who “They” really are. Repost this Blog to spread the word!

Together, We Will Succeed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Lady Michelle Obama has officially sponsored the first Navy submarine to be crewed by all females, the White House said Monday.

The USS Illinois, more commonly known as the USS PMS, will be the first submarine crewed only by women, no Seamen.

The USS Illinois is expected to join the fleet late due to decor concerns.

Wanting to enroll in eHarmony’s dating service was apparently not this guy’s intention.

I’m actually grossed out with this one (very unusual for me).

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described “asexual” from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month.

Just days after Sugiyama’s 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show. Can’t figure why?

There are photos, but even I won’t post!

OK, here it is……

I’ve heard about so many STUPID criminals that it’s hard to pick one. This one is classic.

Guy steals Dolphins jersey and wears it to trial !!!!!!

Makes the judge’s day.

Louise and Martine Fokkens are identical twins. For over 40 years they were working as prostitutes. They freed themselves from the control of their pimps, ran their own brothel, and set up the first informal trade union for prostitutes. They are familiar faces in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, but soon they will bid their farewells.

Like it’s said…

Quit While You’re On Top!

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A Fokken Customer

This is just too rich. It’s like the beginning of a bad joke, but…… Jerald Reiter, 55, of Cascade, Iowa, was backing his truck out of the Dog House Lounge parking lot Sunday night when police stopped him. His passengers? A small zebra in the back seat and a macaw parrot on his shoulder, the Telegraph Herald reports.

He looks like a regular guy! So, what’s the problem?