Archive for the ‘Crime’ Category

Apeman Jeremie, wearing a gorilla suit, was walking around a neighborhood in Louisiana. Evidently he has missed lunch and his hunger became unbearable. He started looking into houses hoping to find bananas. Finally, he decided to break into house. Hearing someone entering the house he hid under a mattress.

Later, when the home’s family had gone to bed, Little Tommy of the family went running to his parents bedroom screaming “There’s a gorilla under my bed!”. They told Little Tommy to go back to bed and that there’s nothing under his bed.

The next morning mom and dad couldn’t find Little Tommy. All they found were banana peels under his bed.

So remember parents……..

Always listen to your children.


A dog named Shotgun was arrested after he shot his owner with a rifle.


The Munich administrative court on Tuesday dismissed the dog’s argument that he was driven to madness by the owner.


The court ruled that Shotgun couldn’t be trusted “because it must be assumed that he will make the attempt in future.”

Shotgun is appealing the ruling. He argued that he was being tortured by the owner. He told the court that after 5 years of Kibbles & Bits® he had enough. He had begged for Alpo but to no avail. Although sympathetic, the court denied the appeal.

The owner, whose name wasn’t released, is considering moving to another city without Shotgun.

Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, have brought new meaning to “Doggie Style”.

Man_DogPorn Woman_DogPorn Apparently their sex life was getting boring, so they decided on a three-some. Unfortunately for the third-party, it was their dog! On top of that, they shot a video of the tryst. “Anything you can ever imagine a man and a woman doing to each other, she was having the dogs do,” Raeford Police Chief Franklin Crumpler remarked. They faced charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials, with Amber Fox facing an additional charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

Crime Against Nature, huh. You guys better stop eyeing the knot holes in trees!

The video is not available. It has been buried in the backyard.

s-ANGELA-SPECKER-largeWell, apparently I’m wrong.

Florida woman, Angela Specker, thought a nice gesture would be to slash her one night stand with a knife!

Police say she took $100 in exchange for sex. Unfortunately for the “John”, she wasn’t thrilled by his performance. She didn’t like the way he treated her while hooking. She claimed the victim slapped her and pulled her hair during sex. When he was “finished,” he threw $100 at her and left, she claimed.

I’m surprised she was worth that much.

He should have just taken her to dinner and left it at that.

More Like Fatman and Fatwoman!

So, this guy dresses up like Batman and fights “Crime” in his neighborhood with his sidekick Batwoman.

Unfortunately, the police were not impressed.

They do make a lovely couple though.

Humor: Not Today

Posted: July 20, 2012 in Crime, Police, Scare
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Today my heart, prayers, and thoughts are with the victims’ families from last night’s horrific massacre.

Nothing can help me or anyone understand WHY!

This monster has taken the lives of 12 people, including children. An additional 58 are in severe to critical condition.

James Holmes was packing as many as 6,000 rounds, police say, in a Colorado movie theater shooting spree that left 12 dead and 58 wounded, and authorities have yet to enter his apartment over fears it is booby-trapped.

I will not post the photo of this animal that’s been on the television news and internet. I’m sure you’ve seen it. It sickens me to see this grinning, twisted psychopath.

I’ll end with the hope that all will join me in prayer and support for all those affected.


When you’re hungry, whacha ya gonna’ do?

Vinod Adhikary, who police say broke into a room at the Old Town Inn in Manassas, Va., on Wednesday — just to order room service.

Employees called the police after getting a room service request after 2 a.m. from Adhikary. They nixed the order when they realized he dialed from a room that wasn’t booked for the night.

Cops came to the Inn and charged Adhikary, 30, with unlawful entry and public intoxication.

He should have left a tip.