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A Stroke of Genius

Posted: May 25, 2017 in Uncategorized

To Grandmother’s House He Came. . . . . . . .

Tristan Tucker of St. Albans had a hard time finding a girlfriend. And couldn’t even find a place to exercise his man muscle. He finally did find one place.

Tristan Tucker

Tucker-No-Fucker would frequent his Grandmama’s house when she was not home. It was his own pleasure palace.

In one hand he watched videos on his cell phone of adults having fun. The other hand was ready for a workout.

During one of his entertainment sessions, he noticed that Grandmama had security cameras all over the place. Spurting out of the chair he torn down the cameras, destroyed them, and into the river they went.

Satisfied that no-one would know or see what he had come there to do, he continued.

But even a genius can make a mistake . . . . . . .
The DVR was left untouched.

Caught and booked, he found himself in a very sticky situation.

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Source: Hilarious shampoo prank at the beach by RobbyTv on Rumble

former Playboy model’s son committed suicide after seeing the latest magazine’s photo spreads of “Playmates of Yesterday”.
His mother, Inogud Ustabhot, had appeared as the
Playmate of the Month in December of 1952.
In the small town of Gloryhole, Utah her son, Bendafeel Ustabhot became the center of attraction after the magazine hit the News Stands.
Bendafeel Ustabhot lost his job, his wife left him, and his 3 year old dog ran away.
Due to the nature of the photo and Big Brother Government restrictions we must provide this disclaimer: Only scroll down if you understand this may cause permanent phycological scarring. CAUTION!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MissDecember.jpgWe still don’t know why his dog ran away……….

Mayor Dale Ross had to go PeePee.

City councilwoman Rachel Jonrowe was speaking on the serious topic of antibiotic resistance.

She had just started to speak when Mayor Dale Ross got up and left the room apparently to use the restroom.

His Honor forgets to turn off his mic. Whoops……..

Soon he could be heard relieving himself in the restroom. And then a Grand Finale of FLUUUSH…

Whooops again…. no hand wash. Even with the topic on antibiotic resistance!

As you might guess all seriousness went right out the window.

Happy Halloween

Posted: October 31, 2014 in Uncategorized

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500 Pound Human Torch

Posted: October 10, 2014 in Uncategorized

A crematorium off Mechanicsville Turnpike caught fire Wednesday afternoon as an employee was cremating a 500 pound body. 

The body was so obese that the actual body fat came off and went straight up the stack and hit the roof material.

CrematoriumOnFireWhat in Hell were they thinking? You don’t do that inside…. Do like the Vikings. Build a large barge, put him on it, set it on fire, and shove into a lake.

There Is One Very Happy Boy In Texas.

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Felicia Smith (alias Fellatio) a 42-year-old teacher performed a “full contact” lap dance on a middle school boy celebrating his 15th birthday in February in front of his Texas classmates.As he sat in a chair next to Fellatio’s desk she moved back and forth on his crotch and touched him all over his body. Then sank to her knees and put her head between his legs hence her new nickname, Fellatio. The student admitted that he spanked Fellatio’s buttocks a couple of times. Oh Mama!As music played, Fellatio said “I love you, baby. Happy Birthday. A birthday he will never forget.

Now I ask you. Why do this for FREE? My God woman, have you no sense of Capitalism?

She was consequently removed from teaching.