A 15-year-old African Sulcata Tortoise named Soloman escaped from a Tennessee home and went on a two month robbery spree.
He didn’t make it far. Due to his short legs and weight of 150-lbs., he only made it one mile.
A man and his son finally spotted Soloman grazing in a valley.
“You ain’t taking me alive Copper!”
“I guess we will never know the full details of Solomon’s two month robbery spree and how he managed to elude us for so long,” the county sheriff told the local news outlet. “We’re thankful to the gentleman and his son who happened to be driving by at that moment.
The sheriff said the true extent of the 15-year-old tortoise’s robbery spree remains a mystery.
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