Great News For Georgia’s Death Row

Georgia has stopped all lethal injection executions because one of the drugs used was found to cause liver damage.

 

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A Man Has to Know His Limitations

Man Tells Police He Wasn’t ‘Good At The Robbery Thing’

Stewart Charles McNeal, 34, turned himself in for the robbery of a donut store after seeing surveillance photos of himself everywhere.

McNeal entered the store wearing a mask. Cops said he waited in line for several minutes before going up to the counter with a gun in hand.

The clerk ignored him and attended to another customer.

Finally McNeal pulled off his mask and continued to wait for the employee to acknowledge him so he could commence with the robbery.

McNeal told police when he saw photos of himself everywhere, he figured the jig was up and turned himself in.

He said the robbery was strictly to feed his drug habit.

Well now……. There’s always a silver lining in bad things that happen.

First:

While in prison he will be able to continue with his drug habit doing magic “tricks” for the other guests.

Second:

Now that he’ll be attending The University of Crime, he will get better at “The Robbery Thing”.

Good luck, Stewie

 

I’m Hot For Teacher

There Is One Very Happy Boy In Texas.

Felicia Smith (alias Fellatio) a 42-year-old teacher performed a “full contact” lap dance on a middle school boy celebrating his 15th birthday in February in front of his Texas classmates.As he sat in a chair next to Fellatio’s desk she moved back and forth on his crotch and touched him all over his body. Then sank to her knees and put her head between his legs hence her new nickname, Fellatio. The student admitted that he spanked Fellatio’s buttocks a couple of times. Oh Mama!As music played, Fellatio said “I love you, baby. Happy Birthday. A birthday he will never forget.

Now I ask you. Why do this for FREE? My God woman, have you no sense of Capitalism?

She was consequently removed from teaching.

Oh, So Painful – The REAL Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ Isolated Vocal Track

Prepare for the HORROR. If you dare to click Play, you have been warned!

Doggie Style

Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, have brought new meaning to “Doggie Style”.

Apparently their sex life was getting boring, so they decided on a three-some. Unfortunately for the third-party, it was their dog! On top of that, they shot a video of the tryst. “Anything you can ever imagine a man and a woman doing to each other, she was having the dogs do,” Raeford Police Chief Franklin Crumpler remarked. They faced charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials, with Amber Fox facing an additional charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

Crime Against Nature, huh. You guys better stop eyeing the knot holes in trees!

The video is not available. It has been buried in the backyard.

I Thought A Cig After Sex Was The Norm

Well, apparently I’m wrong.

Florida woman, Angela Specker, thought a nice gesture would be to slash her one night stand with a knife!

Police say she took $100 in exchange for sex. Unfortunately for the “John”, she wasn’t thrilled by his performance. She didn’t like the way he treated her while hooking. She claimed the victim slapped her and pulled her hair during sex. When he was “finished,” he threw $100 at her and left, she claimed.

I’m surprised she was worth that much.

He should have just taken her to dinner and left it at that.

Batman and Batwoman Arrested!!!!!

More Like Fatman and Fatwoman!

So, this guy dresses up like Batman and fights “Crime” in his neighborhood with his sidekick Batwoman.

Unfortunately, the police were not impressed.

They do make a lovely couple though.