Any Way You Want It That’s the Way You Need It

It’s National Orgasm Day

So on July 31 don’t go to work, take off that mask, ignore social distancing. Stay in bed and screw like there’s no tomorrow.

Invite Friends

Invite Neighbors

Call the one you met at the bar last weekend. Maybe they’re still good looking.

You say you’re alone, well, you got a hand don’t you?

And don’t forget lubrication. Raw meat is only for the grill.

Remember, most STDs are curable. If you happen to get one of the “Not-Most”, it’s not the end of the world. Just the end for you.

And if he or she says you got them pregnant, one of them is lying.

Have FUN!