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Tortoise Jailbreak
Posted: September 9, 2020 in Animals, Crime, Gun, Humor, Jailbreak, Police, PrisonTags: African Sulcata Tortoise, Jailbreak, Robbery, Shanked, Sheriff, Tortoise
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He didn’t make it far.
The sheriff said the true extent of the 15-year-old tortoise’s robbery spree
Man Shoots Off His Penis
Posted: March 11, 2019 in Dumb, Genital, Gun, Stupid, WeaponTags: Gun, Penis Amputation
The guy was taking a morning walk with his Hi-Point 9mm handgun tucked in his waistband. (dumb idea #1).
As the walk continued, the gun slowly began to slide downward. Seeing another weapon in his pants, the gun angled itself for a better look.
“Once a Man” quickly grabbed the gun so it wouldn’t fall through his pant leg. (dumb idea #2). In his haste his trigger finger found it’s rightful place and as “Once a Man” pulled out the gun it did what a gun will do……..
!!!! BANG !!!!
And that is the last thing
he’ll ever pull out of his pants.