Posts Tagged ‘Porn’

There Is One Very Happy Boy In Texas.

FellatioSmith

Felicia Smith (alias Fellatio) a 42-year-old teacher performed a “full contact” lap dance on a middle school boy celebrating his 15th birthday in February in front of his Texas classmates.As he sat in a chair next to Fellatio’s desk she moved back and forth on his crotch and touched him all over his body. Then sank to her knees and put her head between his legs hence her new nickname, Fellatio. The student admitted that he spanked Fellatio’s buttocks a couple of times. Oh Mama!As music played, Fellatio said “I love you, baby. Happy Birthday. A birthday he will never forget.

Now I ask you. Why do this for FREE? My God woman, have you no sense of Capitalism?

She was consequently removed from teaching.

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Will the mother of the president please stand up.

On second thought…..

ObamaMama

Yes. it’s true. The vivacious and mother of our Presidential Messiah apparently is not the Virgin Mary reincarnated.

 

Photo Timeline: High School Photo > After That > Getting Ready > Wild Thing!

 

In the middle bottom photo I can’t tell if the other person is a man or woman. Either way, No Way. The last is apparently her as a Christmas gift. I think I see a Christmas tree and gifts in the background.

 

I just hope it was returnable.

 

Thanks to Last American Patriots for ruining my dinner.

 

Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox, have brought new meaning to “Doggie Style”.

Man_DogPorn Woman_DogPorn Apparently their sex life was getting boring, so they decided on a three-some. Unfortunately for the third-party, it was their dog! On top of that, they shot a video of the tryst. “Anything you can ever imagine a man and a woman doing to each other, she was having the dogs do,” Raeford Police Chief Franklin Crumpler remarked. They faced charges of bestiality, conspiracy and disseminating obscene materials, with Amber Fox facing an additional charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

Crime Against Nature, huh. You guys better stop eyeing the knot holes in trees!

The video is not available. It has been buried in the backyard.

What a rip!

I see this headline:

“Charity Breast Squeeze: Japanese Porn Channel Throws Interactive Benefit For STOP!AIDS”

So I’m thinking, nothing like a good Booby Squeeze video. Not caring that I don’t understand Japanese, I clicked on. This is what I got.

TOTAL RIP!!!

Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Biggest Penis

Seems every guy that has a large weapon of mass conception is not very good-looking. Take Porn Star Ron Jeremy for instance. God must do some kind of balancing thing to make up for the looks department.

Though The Guinness Book of World Records does not have a category for penises, I think they should. And if they did, there should also be a category for the smallest penis.

Here’s my nomination.

That ain’t the only thing Exploding!

A 24-year-old man in India experiences severe, “exploding” headaches when he watches pornographic videos, according to a study published in the June issue ofArchives of Sexual Behavior.

The subject of the study, an unmarried software professional whose name has not been released, has experienced these headaches for the past two years. His migraines would gradually increase in severity as the man watched X-rated videos, with the pain reaching peak intensity at about 8-10 minutes, as did something else “peak”.

Authors Kuljeet Singh Anand and Vikas Dhikav note that the subject had “no history of headache associated either with masturbation or with coitus” — the problem occurred only when he was viewing pornography.

What dedication! Even with the intense pain, he still watches Porn. This guy has issues, though maybe he’s hung like a horse and all the blood drains from his brain to his Fun Sausage!