Posts Tagged ‘Testicles’

My question is why would a culture that is known for men having a rather small “associate” want to celebrate it? Even the main attraction in the parade is proportionally small. I’d say, and I’m being generous, 2 inches erect.

Known as Kanamara Matsuri (common referred to as “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”, each spring the Japanese gather to take part in this joyful celebration of the almighty penis.

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Some of the items at the festival are:

Penis Popsicles

Penis Candles

A Ride on a Wooden Penis

Penis Gag Glasses

and Other Various Phallic Treats

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So much for, “Cum here often?”

You’re Supposed To Shoot Your Wad, Not Shoot The Wad Maker!!!!

Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it.

He’s a convicted felon. No no to having a gun!

Cops met up with Colbert — a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga — at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.

When he pulled over his truck that morning to make sure the gun worked, he found out that it did. He took a round to his groin, panicked and drove to the hospital.

This is one dumb MF!!!!

Next time you men ask to have your balls sucked or nibbled, make sure you’re with a woman, or a man not a pacu!

The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois.

Responding to a report that a fisherman had reeled in a piranha on June 7, lake superintendent Jim Caldwell brought the fish to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, where it was identified as a pacu. Some reports say another pacu was seen a couple of weeks later.

According to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles.

“The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen,” Wade said. Wade determined that the perpetrator was the pacu, which is known for having human-like teeth.

ATTENTION WOMEN!!!!!

Be carefull how you far you go with your man! Not having a “full release” can cause “Blue Balls”!

Think this is funny? Canadian doctors were shocked when they looked at an ultrasound image of a man’s testicles. He was complaining of extreme pain. He had just been with his girlfriend in the back seat of his car.

We were fortunate to have obtained the image taken by the ultra sound.

“It was very ghoulish, like a man screaming in pain,” said Doctor Naji Touma.