Posts Tagged ‘Car’

Proud Stoners

Posted: February 8, 2016 in Humor
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No, this is not in Colorado.

It’s right here in my home, sweet, home…. Georgia.

So there I was in Sam’s Club parking lot when I see couple of advanced age walking to their car. Yes, this car. All I know is that these seniors have bragging rights for having the biggest balls I’ve ever seen.

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How Did the Fight Start?

Posted: March 10, 2015 in Humor
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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it….. he was a DWARF!!!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and yells, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!”

So I look down at him and ask,

“Well then which one are you?”

And that’s how the fight started.

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This was in one of my local magazines

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