500 Pound Human Torch

Posted: October 10, 2014 in Uncategorized

A crematorium off Mechanicsville Turnpike caught fire Wednesday afternoon as an employee was cremating a 500 pound body. 

The body was so obese that the actual body fat came off and went straight up the stack and hit the roof material.

CrematoriumOnFireWhat in Hell were they thinking? You don’t do that inside…. Do like the Vikings. Build a large barge, put him on it, set it on fire, and shove into a lake.

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