Go Green!! Buy Used Enemas!

This man was trying to be the Perfect Environmentalist.

A man was repeatedly returning used enema saline laxatives to CVS, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office news release.

The suspect returned the six-pack containers of enemas between April and June, according to the release. CVS employees told police they had initially re-shelved the items during this period, not realizing they had been used.

Eventually, in early June, employee Dustin McDonald found it bizarre that the man – whom he recognized from previous visits – was again bringing back the same item, and decided to investigate. He opened the box of enema bottles to find they were all filled with fluid. The box had apparently been re-glued to make it look like it hadn’t been opened.

The curious employee then poked into other six-pack enema boxes on the shelf and discovered that ““all the enemas in each of the 3 boxes were previously used,”. Each of these containers was similarly re-glued shut.

Despite this unsettling discovery, McDonald reportedly did not alert authorities until the dissatisfied enema customer attempted to strike again, the release said. This time, McDonald informed the suspect that he could not accept the used items and contacted the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

The suspect has been identified, the news release said, and has been arrested by deputies for an unrelated outstanding warrant.

The sheriff’s department sent samples of the fluid in the bottles to the Florida Department of Health for testing. Fecal matter was, indeed, detected.

Wow! Shit was found. Who would of thought?

Man Experiences Explosive Headaches While Watching Porn Videos

That ain’t the only thing Exploding!

A 24-year-old man in India experiences severe, “exploding” headaches when he watches pornographic videos, according to a study published in the June issue ofArchives of Sexual Behavior.

The subject of the study, an unmarried software professional whose name has not been released, has experienced these headaches for the past two years. His migraines would gradually increase in severity as the man watched X-rated videos, with the pain reaching peak intensity at about 8-10 minutes, as did something else “peak”.

Authors Kuljeet Singh Anand and Vikas Dhikav note that the subject had “no history of headache associated either with masturbation or with coitus” — the problem occurred only when he was viewing pornography.

What dedication! Even with the intense pain, he still watches Porn. This guy has issues, though maybe he’s hung like a horse and all the blood drains from his brain to his Fun Sausage!

The Agony of “Blue Balls”

ATTENTION WOMEN!!!!!

Be carefull how you far you go with your man! Not having a “full release” can cause “Blue Balls”!

Think this is funny? Canadian doctors were shocked when they looked at an ultrasound image of a man’s testicles. He was complaining of extreme pain. He had just been with his girlfriend in the back seat of his car.

We were fortunate to have obtained the image taken by the ultra sound.

“It was very ghoulish, like a man screaming in pain,” said Doctor Naji Touma.