Man Gets A Little Pussy On Interstate

Posted: July 13, 2012 in Are You Kidding?, Funny, Humor, Surprise, Unbelievable, Weird
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And The Pussy Stayed With Him All The Way Back To The Office!

OK, this is a true story. Funny and weird as hell. The guy is a co-worker. Here’s his story.

This morning on my drive to work, I was shocked to see a little black kitten in the middle of 85-North. This was during normal morning-rush-hour traffic—six lanes of cars packed tight and moving briskly and steadily toward the downtown Atlanta exits. I couldn’t believe my eyes! She was walking in the middle of the middle lane. I slowed way down, with cars honking and maneuvering around me. I couldn’t afford to stop for more than a second or two, unsure of what to do (I couldn’t stop and get out, or there would be an accident). Then I slowly moved forward, hoping my car was moving over her, rather than—well, rather than moving over her. I called 911 to report a live animal on 85. It was very unnerving. The best I could hope for was a nearby police officer or HERO truck could somehow pick her up—but being in the middle of morning traffic, three lanes from the divider and an impossible distance from any safe haven . . . . I wasn’t holding out much hope.

Fast-forward to a late lunch, 2 o’clock. I was driving back to the office, listening to Clark Howard on the radio. One of his callers was asking a question, and I heard a cat meowing in the background. When Clark answered and I could still hear the cat, I knew something outlandish was afoot. The kitten from this morning was up in my wheel well!

Somehow, against all odds, this kitten saw her tiny one or two second window of opportunity when I paused my car on 85, amidst rush-hour morning traffic. She boarded my vehicle and rode her way north to our offices! Hid in the wheel well until lunch time, then rode around town until I got back to the office.

She’s safe and is with a cat rescue woman.

This all happened today, Friday the 13th, and was a Black Cat!

Anybody need a very lucky Friday the 13th black cat?

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