He who smelt it, dealt it! But not this time.

Daniel Collins was apparently fed up with his neighbor’s flatulence and decided to put a cork in it, or at least a .32 caliber bullet.

Police in Teaneck, N.J., said Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, but Collins got really pissed when the man passed gas near Collins’ apartment door, disturbing his nap.

Collins allegedly pointed a revolver at the fartaholic neighbor in the hallway of their apartment building and said “I’m going to plug that damn gas leak!”

Police were able to clear the air between the two neighbors. Collins was released on his own recognizance.

HazMat was not called.

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