Charles Marshall has a “small” problem.

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years.

Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report.

The only statement available was from the Teddy Bear: “I was stuffed, over and over again!”

The Teddy Bear Legal Foundation, founded by Pooh Bear after an unfortunate incident with Christopher Robin, is seeking legal action.

No video was available at the time of this report.

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