Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife

Posted: June 11, 2012 in Are You Kidding?, Crime, Dumb Criminal, Genital, Gross, Police, Stupid, Weird
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Man reportedly was screaming “FREE WILLY!!!!”

Fremont, CA police report they responded to a 911 call early Thursday morning to find a 20-year old man who had cut off his own penis with an X-Acto knife. Authorities located the severed organ in question and doctors are working to re-attach it.

Possible charges are being considered for the attempted murder of Richard, aka Willy. Prosecutors are concerned though that Willy will not stand up to his assailant.

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  1. ridiculoushumor says:

    Reblogged this on ridiculoushumor.

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