Lap Dances May Cause Death!!!!

Posted: May 17, 2012 in Are You Kidding?, Sex, Weird
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As with many other activities, you should have a complete physical before participating. Apparently, Robert Gene White, a 67-year-old man, did not heed this advise.

While on the receiving end of a lap dance at a Texas strip club Friday night, he didn’t pay. Reason: He Was DEAD!!!! An apparent heart attack did him in. According to the local undertaker, “It may take some time to prepare the body for viewing. I just can’t get that smile off his face”.


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